Thursday, May 15, 2008

Getting even with a narcissist.....

Some people live under the illusion that the world owes its existence to them, I have done this.....I have done that......had it not been for me ....blah blah blah!!! I had to interview this guy (professional hazard you see!!!!) and once he started shooting from his lips, he was not stopping. Trust me even a tsunami, earthquake....nothing could have dented him. I was sitting there wondering how on earth can someone actually say something like that????

The day did not start very well for me, got a vehicle that sucked big time in the heat to reach the place. Finding out the place took a lot of time.....well if this much time needed to find out a WORLD FAMOUS location, I never even want to be famous, forget about being world famous!!! Mister Big Shot.... was not in by the time me and my colleague landed there....guess you do not qualify to be a big shot till you keep people waiting to meet you without any evident reasons.

Sample of some of the things he blabbered about......he runs an organization and on being about expansion plans to other cities, his response was 'people go to worship religious places, those places never come to people'. All people those who matter in Bollywood miraculously are associated with him, in other words owe their staggering success to him alone.....what would we ever do without Bollywood, huh!!!

He had the gall to claim that certain areas in the city were planned and developed by him.....they were just very thick jungles before he actually decided to take pity on us mortals and plan out that place. Next he started rattling 'out of the world' figures to put across his success story.......and in between all this crap talk he complemented me on my looks......so now you can guess where his concentration was all this time!!! No I am not even getting there about his crap......I have heard better compliments in my life!!!

After about a week of this disastrous interview, I was traveling with my brother. It was extremely hot and I was not feeling well, so I drank tender coconut water from one of the roadside vendors......suddenly I had a wicked idea and I did not throw the outer covering of the tender coconut water after I had finished drinking. We has to pass through the area that the man had claimed he planned and developed.........once inside the place, I asked my brother to slow down the car and I actually dumped the coconut husk just in front of his building.....yes, I did it.........ohhhhh! It felt so good, just can't tell you how much.

So, next time you are really pissed at someone and cannot do anything about it, trying doing this.....it gives you a kick, a heady feeling I must say.....just throw caution to the winds....... do it and ya do lemme know how it feels afterwards!!!


8 comments:

a new philosopher is born said...

you.....actually did that....thats really really cute...but absolutely sad.....come'on...there are better ways to get even with him right?

nefariousoutlook said...

revenge is sweet!!!

niceee

keep posting

Anil said...

I am really touched by the way you persued..

It happend with me..one of my aunt, really used to boast about their luxry,richness and children. that almost humilated me sometimes.....

a shirt was given by her as a gift to me.. but i often used it to clean dust from my shoes.. I think that was the form of our expressions in our own ways...although my parents felt very angry on it.

Anonymous said...

Agar main hota toh uski toh watt wahi lagana tha...Apne galli main har koi sher hota hai...LOL
Anyway i really liked it...Damn its too good...At least one window glass has to be shattered...

C R D said...

there are boastful people all around us. the best policy is to laugh off whatever they say!

but i have a question for u. im still confused. how is dumping a coconut shell in front of his building gonna hurt him? [:o] does he get fined or something.im from mumbai so im a bit confused. here people dump crap anywhere they want to [:P]

Ayesha said...

@ a new philosopher is born
ya there definitely better ways to get even, but at that point of time this is the best i could think of!!!

@nefariousoutlook
thanks....

@anil
I know the feeling, u must b feeling gr8!!

@center fresh
shattering window glass sounds interesting, may b I cud try it out next time!!!

@CRD
people all over India dump crap anywhere, but that was a posh locality and it felt really good....:)

MAN IN PAINTING said...

good revenge.

Gaurav said...

nice post.....sounding quite like Gaufiregiri i write on my personal blog...thats y sensed an immediate resonance with this post...